Thursday, January 28, 2010

Something something I didn't know I was pregnant

Here's the thing; I've clearly never been pregnant. I probably couldn't even tell you where my vagina is (it's in the middle of my back, right?). Still, you know what I say to people who claim they didn't know they were pregnant? Wrong! Also, I don't care what TLC pays you, whether the story is true or false, telling your child that they were a surprise birth (mind you, not a surprise pregnancy, there's a difference) is like tattooing grateful dead bears on it's face, or naming it after a continent (or subcontinent) -you've just a made a number of life decisions for it that it will have a hard time reversing.

Doogal is coming!

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